buk from marion, iowa on 7/16/2008 3:44:16 PM:
Mr Johnson,
Since you will be visiting the Katy Trail shortly might I suggest a Whitetail Deer outfit? Then I would chuck you into the melee of flying lead at the newly proposed gun range. Those sharpshooting madmen, wild with the smell of gunsmoke in the air, would draw down on you so fast it could only make me smile. If that dosent finish ya, I would be more than happy to give you the coup de gracie bamboo cane job to the hamstring.
Keep your powder dry. BUK