Haank from New Haven, MO on 2/4/2013 8:45:01 PM:
You can start in Portland, have a beer or four, and stumble, bike-wise, into Bluffton, where Doug I've heard is a great host. From there go to Rhineland for a beer or four, then Hermann where you can drink all night. Ride back to Portland the next morning hungover. 34 miles round trip. You can do it!